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The Mona Lisa is no stranger to vandalism. In the past century it has been attacked with a razorblade, a rock, sulphuric acid, red spray paint and a ceramic teacup – to say nothing of Marcel Duchamp’s L.H.O.O.Q., nor the notorious theft of the painting in 1911, for which Pablo Picasso was for a while the prime suspect. But never in the 500-year history of the world’s most famous painting has it been subject to quite such a half-baked act of attempted sabotage as it was yesterday (Sunday 29 May).
Every detail of this story is pure, bewildering slapstick – a man disguised as an elderly woman entered the Louvre and made his way to La Joconde, before leaping from his wheelchair, trying and failing to smash the protective glass (which has, since 1960, been bulletproof), and resorting at last to smearing cream cake across it. There was to be no cherry on this cake, but the man did then sprinkle the gallery with rose petals, before exhorting the usual logjam of smartphone-wielding spectators to ‘Think of the earth!’
Maybe this is just nuts to me💀but an man dressed as an old lady jumps out of a wheel chair and attempted to smash the bullet proof glass of the Mona Lisa. Then proceeds to smear cake on the glass, and throws roses everywhere all before being tackled by security. 😂??? pic.twitter.com/OFXdx9eWcM
— Lukeee🧃 (@lukeXC2002) May 29, 2022
Rakewell is, in general, loathe to elevate crumby publicity stunts of this sort through comparisons with performance art. But, all the same, your correspondent can’t help but be reminded of the Fluxus artist Wolf Vostell’s Dé-coll/age musique, performed at Wiesbaden Festival in 1962, which involved the artist standing behind a piece of glass while both he and his audience smeared it with cream cake. This particular performance provoked the ire of Fluxus founder George Maciunas, in words which any copy-cake protestors today might do well to remember: ‘I think it immoral to destroy food, besides I like cakes.’
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